how to prepare for exams: cry
paralysedbeaver: The final Stefon sketch from Saturday Night Live.
sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem You can’t even see your problem
most-awkward-moments: so the other day I was at someone’s house and I was playing with their dog and he was so cute and he stayed with me the whole time and we really hit it off so before I left I tried to take a picture of him and the little fucker posed and smiled for me
my 18 year old brother while standing in the ocean: there's so much water
analmermaidprincess: analmermaidprincess: What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake The boys… They have arrived….
(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
Me: “So, what will it be?”
Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”
Trying to do math
jawsworld: laugh-addict: This is me all day in my stat class. ^ME TOO
fuckwooper: money is so stupid and unnessecary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and our entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper